Have You Worked With Someone Like This?
This should be sung to the tune of The Wanderer made famous by Dion - and others He's the kind of guy, who has a load of neckNever in one place, he goes from desk to desk
He checks 'em an he leaves em', where's the cherry he can pick
They say he is a great geeza, but he really makes me sick
They call him the wanderer - yeah - oh the wanderer
He roams around around around around He's the kind of guy, who finds offices are the best
Shut the door so tight, and really take a rest
Catch up on the papers, or use his mobile phone
He does so little work, he might as well be home
They call him the wanderer - yeah - oh the wanderer
He roams around around around around Oh well he roams from kit to kit
He goes through life without a care
He really don't give a shit
With an arse like him, we're all going nowhere He saw some kit today, sitting on a desk
He quickly moved a way and left it for the rest
He likes a little natter, with the other workshy gits
Spends hours in the toilet - says he's got the shits
They call him the wanderer - yeah - oh the wanderer
He roams around around around around He's the kind of guy, who never shuts his gob
Never pulls his weight, but is there on every job
Drinking cups of coffee, staring into space
Get a wireless keyboard and shove it in his face
'Cause he's a wanderer, yeah a wanderer
He roams around around around around around around
'Cause he's a wanderer, yeah a wanderer
He roams around around around around around around
'Cause he's a wanderer .... Words: Laurie