A New Form of Spacial Measurement
Scientists at the Los Altos Institute for Spatial Measurement have identified a new
Singularity that has caused concern over aspects of the fabric of Time and Space.
Manifesting itself on Friday nights and Saturday daytimes, it is specific to certain
office buildings in London
The Singularity involves Time and the amount of work done in that Time. A documented
example is that within the Singularity, the disconnection or reconnection of computer
equipment can take upto 10 or 15 times longer than the same activity taking place
outside the Singularity.
Scientists have named the phenomenon and it's unit of measurement, The Buzby. They
also note it mainly affects agency staff
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